NipBeGone
(Sigur Ros – Glosoli)

Khiem: did you know that marathon runners get bloody nipples?
Garry: i'd just get bloody tired
but yeah, i can see how the intense chafing can hurt
Khiem: I didn't know this
Garry: we should invent NippleGuard
Khiem: they already have it
that's how I found out
Garry: sweatproof
oh.. is it called NippleGuard?
Khiem: no...I don't know what it's called
but nipple guard seems a good of a name as any
nipple shield...nipple protector...
Garry: NotMyNip!
Khiem: NipBeGone
Garry: NipBeSafe
Khiem: NipNotBeChafe
Garry: ChafeMeNot
Khiem: NipChafeNot
Garry: NotChafeNip
Khiem: ChafeNoNip
Garry: you should suggest some R&D into that at your company..
Khiem: we make cardiovascular related products...not mammary related products
though that seems to be an underdeveloped market
especially for Asians
Garry: i was about to say the same thing
mammaries are close to the heart anyway
Khiem: close to my heart that's for sure
I think we could write a sitcom
Garry: i think we should...
Khiem: speaking of NipsBeGone...are you going to Sandra's going away party?